<h3><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>1. Chutta nahi hai, aap lake do.</strong></span></h3> <a href="http://www.rajnikantvscidjokes.in/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/coins-mixed1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2467" src="http://www.rajnikantvscidjokes.in/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/coins-mixed1.jpg" alt="coins mixed1" width="640" height="475" /></a> <a title="Source" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5xkDx_-kv3I/TUO7_DIKvWI/AAAAAAAABWI/3o1XWeWHwv0/s640/small+coins.jpg" target="_blank">Source</a> <h3><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>2. Meter se 15 Rs. extra lagega.</strong></span></h3> <a href="http://www.rajnikantvscidjokes.in/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/8321095608_2960fef784_o.jpg"><img class="aligncenter wp-image-2468" src="http://www.rajnikantvscidjokes.in/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/8321095608_2960fef784_o.jpg" alt="8321095608_2960fef784_o" width="708" height="471" /></a> <a title="Source" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mwichary/8321095608/in/photostream/" target="_blank">Source</a> <h3><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>3. Luggage ka extra lagega.</strong></span></h3> <a href="http://www.rajnikantvscidjokes.in/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/354965078_7edcc947cc_o.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2470" src="http://www.rajnikantvscidjokes.in/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/354965078_7edcc947cc_o.jpg" alt="354965078_7edcc947cc_o" width="2048" height="1365" /></a> <a title="Source" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/diametrik/354965078" target="_blank">Source</a> <h3><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>4. Wapas khali aana padta hai.</strong></span></h3> <a href="http://www.rajnikantvscidjokes.in/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Auto_Stunt.jpg"><img class="aligncenter wp-image-2474" src="http://www.rajnikantvscidjokes.in/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Auto_Stunt.jpg" alt="Auto_Stunt" width="791" height="593" /></a> <a title="Source" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mattjkelley/3190468299" target="_blank">Source</a> <h3><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>5. 2 ghante stand pe line lagane par number aata hai.</strong></span> <span style="color: #ff0000"><strong> Kum distance nahi jayenge.</strong></span></h3> <a href="http://www.rajnikantvscidjokes.in/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/3190468299_44504c7dbf_o.jpg"><img class="aligncenter wp-image-2472" src="http://www.rajnikantvscidjokes.in/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/3190468299_44504c7dbf_o.jpg" alt="3190468299_44504c7dbf_o" width="917" height="612" /></a> <a title="Source" href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Auto_Stunt.jpg" target="_blank">Source</a>