16 Things Men Think When They Are Staring At You!!!

They may not be able to emote as well as women do. But there’s a lot going through a man’s head when he’s staring at you.
Ladies, we know what you are thinking. There is only one thing that men think about 90% of the time. S.E.X?
Find out what lies beneath the dumbstruck look. They may use it as an excuse to squirm out of making the first move, or do it just for fun…Here is a list of things they might be thinking apart from the you-know-what!

1. I see a bump. Has she grown fat or did the condoms fail? Am I in trouble?

2. Is she New here? Is she single? Maybe she needs my help..

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Don’t see a ring..hmm

3. If Man is looking at you then it’s not always B**bs, he might be looking at Mobile because men love technology

4. Why is she staring at me?

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5. This chick is weird..But I cant tell her that on her face..can I?

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6. Here I am straight out of the gym..I know you dig me!

Protein shakes rock!

7. what is she thinking? I can never understand what women are thinking when they stare at you..

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8. I know you know that I know you are flirting with me but Not Interested!

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9. She reminds me that I haven’t eaten..Should I grab a beer first?

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10. I think they both deserve each other! Chal bhai daaru la!

11. What is she wearing? Who makes such clothes?

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12. We have the same mustache not-cool!

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13. Is that modern art on your face…dude so much make-up! I wonder how she’d look without make-up?

14. I am not staring..its just that I am curious

Like this is their social experiment, Einstein! 🙂

15. So she works on the 9th floor..so how do I know on that floor?

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The number cruncher!

16. And finally… Do you think she’ll yell if I ask her out?

Let’s just face it…men hate being spurned by a woman, no wonder they prefer to stand at a distance and STARE! But do note they don’t think S.E.X all the time..10%if the time, it’s different! 😛