We know that you have a brand new shiny car but it doesn’t mean you can park it anywhere you want like a jerk. If you still want to do that, then maybe you will end up in a problem.
1. Dodge Gets Rammed.
This car does look good but maybe is in the wrong place. Got what he deserved.
2. No Space, No Problem.
You don’t let any other car steal your space.
3. Carted In.
When you park like a jerk, you deserve to get the complete jerk treatment.
4. Please Do Not Reproduce.
Bad Parkers must not increase their family as there will be lot of a-holes around.
5. Make Your Own Spot.
Bring a stick of chalk with you to create your own parking space. Maybe this can help people find jerks like you.
6. Dumpstered Parking.
A brand new costly car does not have a handicap parking pass. Learn the difference.
7. Don’t Block The Hydrant.
8. Team Work.
9. Trolley Circle.
This will be the last time he will park like a jerk.
10. Helen Keller.
Atleast don’t insult Helen Keller. She was even smarter than these a-holes.
